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Monday, May 27, 2024

Republicans buy out Capitol Hill Blue



Sources within the Republican Party confirm that the Republican National Committee — aided with funds provided by Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Fox News — has purchased gadfly political news web site Capitol Hill Blue and will turn it into a propaganda arm of the GOP.

“Frankly, we just got tired of getting it up the butt from the curmudgeon who runs the site,” says a source within the RNC.

Capitol Hill Blue founder and publisher Doug Thompson, reached at his mountaintop compound in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Southwestern Virginia, confirmed the sale.

“Screw it,” Thompson said. “I sold out and took the money.”

Thompson said he wasn’t sure what he would do with the money from the sale.

“Might start a new political party,” he said. “God knows we need one.”

Details of the sale were not immediately available but GOP officials say they will assume control of the web site immediately and will set about removing “all that terrible stuff published about our party and our former, great, President George W. Bush.”

The sale brings to an end Capitol Hill Blue’s 21-and-a-half year run as an independent news site and its role as a thorn in the side of both Democratic and Republican administrations.

The Obama administration, when contacted about their reaction to the sale, said “Capitol Hill who?  What is that?  Some kind of porno site.”

Former President Bill Clinton, a target of the web site during the sex scandals that plagued his administration, paused from kissing a young intern and sniffing a cigar and responded: “Capitol Hill Blue? Are they still around?”

Clinton’s wife, former First Lady and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton, now running for President, said she thought she remembered the site back in her husband’s term.

“I think they wrote some nasty things about him.  I always suspected it was controlled by the Republicans anyway.”

Former President George W. Bush declined to comment, saying he didn’t read newspapers or web sites but former Vice President Dick Cheney reacted with surprise.

“I thought we shipped that bastard off to Gitmo years ago,” Cheney said. “Who the hell let him back in the country?”

Karl Rove called it a good move.

“About time we started taking action against the press,” he said.  “Now, remind, what was the site’s name?”

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner said he remembered seeing Thompson in the basement bar of The Capitol Hill Blue, the GOP gathering spot for Congress.

“As I recall he drank almost as much as me,” Boehner said.  “At least I think so.  My memory isn’t a great as it used to be.”


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31 thoughts on “Republicans buy out Capitol Hill Blue”

  1. Former President George W. Bush declined to comment, saying he didn’t read newspapers or web sites

    Well, they are on to something there.. That is the only truth I’ve seen so far in this.. Him and Phalin should get together and start a club of not reading newspapers and websites..

  2. My dear conservative Christians sure know how to utilize the good book just like they do the legal system to get what they want even if it is going against what they preach to others.
    Matthew 25: 35-40 “‘For I was hungry, and you gave Me something to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me something to drink; I was a stranger, and you invited Me in; 36 naked, and you clothed Me; I was sick, and you visited Me; I was in prison, and you came to Me.’ 37 “Then the righteous will answer Him, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry, and feed You, or thirsty, and give You something to drink? 38 ‘And when did we see You a stranger, and invite You in, or naked, and clothe You? 39 ‘When did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’ 40 “The King will answer and say to them, ‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did it to one of these brothers of Mine, even the least of them, you did it to Me.’ “

  3. Blurp glob guph wump trump a dump sploosh………(sounds of a toilet flushing)………..then someone passes gas.

  4. I have seen every news station down Trump, and the only reason they are doing this that kick backs, American People Best WAKE UP before November and vote for TRUMP we don’t want
    Socialist all the reason’s are there take a step and see all the reasons TRUMP will do the American People right so we have something to leave our kids to be proud to be FREE and HOPE for a TOMORROW. BILLIE

  5. How would this be any different than the NYTimes, WaPo, HuffPo, MSNBC, CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, LATimes, etc, etc. Why all the lather? Is this illegal?

  6. “Frankly, we just got tired of getting it up the butt ” … said no homophobic Republican ever

  7. and again Proof that our Education System is failing to ” EDUCATE ” , no wonder we are going the way of European or South American Countries !!

  8. If you want to do a parody about yourself you have to be sufficiently well-known for people to get it

  9. Well done and Funny – the sad part is that we do have, ” Cluster Fox ” and the Siborg 600+ Right wing Radio for the, ” Repubtards ” and they still manage to self destruct – love watching
    the process unfold.

  10. That’s why I call it “PURCHASED” speech instead of “FREE” speech. Someone PURCHASES a website, radio station, TV station, time on such things to air a political ad that they paid someone big bucks to produce. That’s not FREE speech. It’s anything but. It’s commerce, and like any other commerce can and should be regulated for the sake of consumers. Otherwise, you get falsehoods, half-truths or even outright lies that misinform consumers of it, and they then make poor choices in their lives.

  11. “will turn it into a propaganda arm of the GOP.”……Well seeing ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, etc, even FOX are now ALL propaganda outlets for the socialist demotards I say, its about time.

    • Apparently, you have not been getting your daily, ” Talking Points ” Fox wants the Dems to Win – their Bread & Butter is railing Against, spreading Fear, appealing to the Racists and the Ignorant
      Duck Dynisty mentality. With a Repubtard in office that will NOT work.

      • Yes, I saw the Byline and commented that it was Funny – did you read the, ” Posts “? If you
        do not know who the, “TARDS ” are by now – there is NO hope.

  12. I this a late April Fools joke. Never heard of this site before. Besides Faux News is the GOP propaganda site.

  13. Look at the temerity of Cheney. This is the real bastard and a traitor of America. No body is asking him about his anti-national activities. Maybe this medium asked and Cheney was exposed as a traitor,

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