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August 6, 2008 - 7:56am.

Presumptive GOP Presidential nominee John McCain's "go anywhere and do anything for votes" strategy reached its apex this week when he showed up at the annual Sturgis motorcycle rally in South Dakota and offered to pimp out his wife in a topless beauty pageant.

As a biker, I'm insulted that McCain brought politics to the nation's largest, anything-goes, hell-raising bike rally.

As a husband who loves his spouse, I'm more insulted that he offered up his wife as a candidate for the Miss Buffalo Chip Contest.

You gotta wonder how suggesting your wife should be in a beauty contest where the winner struts around stage with her hooters hanging out is going to sit with the rabid religious right that McCain needs if he has any shot at winning the Presidential election in November.

According to ESPN:

Buffalo Chip has a reputation for that sort of thing. It holds a Miss Buffalo Chip contest every night, which is essentially a topless beauty pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too. During a drenching rain Wednesday night, the contest broke up into smaller groups and one woman wound up dancing naked on a bar top. Her boyfriend/husband saw her and angrily dragged her away as she struggled to put her pants back on and muttered something about how, "It's only this one week a year."

Self-righteous evangelical ministers may lust after women and screw everything in sight but they do it behind closed doors. They don't suggest their wives should compete with 19-year-old hard bodies in a nudie beauty pageant.

We've seen lots of evidence that McCain's brain is fried: His inability to grasp elementary-level geography and his failure to remember who is or is not our enemy give us two glaring examples.

Cindy McCain has all the beauty that her millions can buy through cosmetic surgery and chemical injection but Sports Illustrated is not going to offer her a spot in the swimsuit issue and Hugh Hefner is not on the phone offering the centerfold in Playboy.

To make matters worse, she's a Republican woman. As an old Washington axiom used to say:

Republican men always marry Republican women but they date Democratic girls first to have a little fun.

Let's face it. The women of the GOP are not high on any red-blooded male's fantasy list, even when under the influence of drugs.

So what was McCain thinking? His aides say he was just making a joke. As we have documented in this column before, McCain likes to make jokes about women, especially lesbians, as well as African-Americans, Hispanics and "gooks" (his favorite word for Asians).  He called his wife a "cunt," one of the most offensive words any man can direct towards a woman. He later tried to excuse his behavior by saying it had been a long day and he was tired.

Maybe he was tired Monday when he suggested his wife could be a contender for Miss Buffalo Chip: Which means he's also too tired to be President of the United States.

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McCain at Sturgis Motorcycle

McCain at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally

Doug -- it's worse than you think. Watch the video. He can't even talk. It looks like he has been partying with the other bikers.

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" ... Sports Illustrated is

" ... Sports Illustrated is not going to offer her a spot in the swimsuit issue and Hugh Hefner is not on the phone offering the centerfold in Playboy."

I betcha Larry Flynt has already called.

Another McCain screw up: He chose the nuclear plant in Detroit (the name escapes me at the moment) that suffered a near meltdown in 1966 to proclaim the need for and the safety of nuclear power. There are two reactors there now, one in operation and the damaged one in mothballs. Of course the mainstream will never mention this, just as they will not ever mention the Keating Five.

-- Kent Shaw, Harley XL1200R

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Of course the mainstream

Of course the mainstream will never mention this

It was all over MSNBC last night. Olberman talked about it. Here is the link....

Countdown: McMeltdown on the Campaign Trail

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We all "love" Keith

We all "love" Keith Olbermann, but MSNBC, CNN and FAUX are hardly mainstream. Olberman commonly pulls in less than a million viewers. What I had in mind was the New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times, etc. If mentioned at all in these fine publications it'll be one paragraph at the bottom of page 22.

-- Kent Shaw

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It is important to catalogue

It is important to catalogue this nation's nuclear mishaps, none of which has ever resulted in loss of life or critical health hazards.

But that doesn't mean that the mishaps we've suffered are any less important.

But what I would like this nation to do right now is bone up on the nuclear plant designs of the 21st century, because we won't be building any Fermi plants, or Three Mile Islands, or Handfords, or Chernobyls, and if anyone out there knows the differences between them, especially the difference between the last two and the rest, then they also probably know that "this ain't your father's nuclear power", and that things have changed.

What troubles me right now is that the Obama camp also does not know that nuke plant design has changed drastically, and like it or not Obama is going to have make another adjustment to his energy policy if he wins the election.
He will face stiff opposition from the environmental front but the fact is we do need nuclear power, and we need to foster the kind of applications currently being used safely in much of the rest of the world right now.
What we DO NOT NEED is a McCain "anything goes" approach to something as serious as nuclear power because that almost guarantees that while the rest of the world enjoys the benefits of energy created by a Mercedes class plant, America will most likely GET another bunch of old Chevys and Fords, the plants that were designed decades ago when Homer Simpson was in charge, because he'll deregulate anything and everything he can get his hands on just like his best buddy Dubya.

I'd much rather see Obama forced to reckon with the facts than McCain serving up a gimmick in order to show Mr. and Mrs.
Heartbeat of America another "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner which will soon glow green in the ill wind which follows.

Jeff H in Occupied TX

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NO NUKES! Storage of waste

NO NUKES! Storage of waste for 4.5 billion years? Oh yeah! Not in MY back yard, baby!

-- Kent Shaw

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Never been to Sturgis. Too

Never been to Sturgis. Too wild for me. Glad McCain enjoyed it and pimpin' out his woman. He's worse than Bush at hiding his real thoughts and intentions.

-Woody, Harley Custom XL883

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> You gotta wonder how

> You gotta wonder how suggesting your wife should be
> in a beauty contest where the winner struts around
> stage with her hooters hanging out is going to sit
> with the rabid religious right that McCain needs if
> he has any shot at winning the Presidential election
> in November.

Doug,

You are assuming the religious right actually cares about the dignity of women. It does not. It only cares about keeping them where they "belong" as prescribed in their holy book. Opposition to birth control, abortion, etc. is a ruse to disguise what they really want - fewer freedoms and choices for women.

In any case, what do McCain's brain-dead comments say about his campaign's view of biker intelligence? I mean, I can understand the GOP appeal to redneck racists and creationists, who have proven they are easily duped election after election with red meat issues. But, do McCain and his advisors feel the same way about the intellect of bikers? And who exactly would be elitist if that were the case?

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Well said, Mainstream. I

Well said, Mainstream. I applaud your observations.

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On Countdown last night they

On Countdown last night they showed the actual contest where the gals were having a banana eating contest (the buautiful? contestants giving head to a banana). The guy is a bozo. Someone should ask him about his trick on the Forrestal when he wet started his A4 Skyhawk.

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These bikers chased me out

These bikers chased me out of Lake Havasu City after living there for only 2 years. They trashed our freeways, our beaches and our lake. They used language unacceptable to many of us. I made certain I had all the food and gas I would need when we were aware of their coming from Las Vegas, Laughlin and then into Lake Havasu City.

My son rode a Harley but knew better than to gun it in our neighborhood. Our old Encino neighborhood was just an old road with no sidewalks, curbs or street lights. All we had was the "Duke" living on the corner.

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The man is just plain dumb!

The man is just plain dumb! If he cannot even select the proper setting for HIS WIFE, how the hell is he gonna do that for this great Nation? He is four more years of Bush, maybe worse, in the making. Wake up America...you will deserve what you elect! And that is: a grumpy, old man, hung up on the past, and four more more years of disaster. OR, a refreshing, young man, willing to make the needed changes to jump start this Nation. The choice is yours...CHOOSE WISELY!

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Stupid is as stupid does.

Stupid is as stupid does. Paints a real picture of the potential first lady does it not.

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Hey Doug, remember "Change

Hey Doug, remember "Change Starts Here"? It was only 16 days ago....

I'd like to remind you of your comments in that piece:

"Change cannot come from stringing together dirty words, cute nicknames for our elected leaders and emotional, but meaningless tirades against the "system."

"I believe I can bury my anger and change my approach to work towards healing the deep divisions in this nation. I believe I can change this web site to be an agent of positive change."

And I'd also like to remind you of my comments on this subject:

"Can you really do it? Can you break the pattern that has been highly consistent the entire time I've been reading this site?

I'm wondering how long it will be before W or Pelosi piss you off again and how you'll react.

I'm wondering if this "change" will last longer than your most recent "retirement".

I would gladly welcome the change you describe, but honestly? I'll believe when I see it."

Since then you've written three columns . One called the candidates "stupid", and the other two talk about how John McCain is a "racist, bigot and homophobe", and how he "pimped out his wife".

Just curious here, is THAT what you meant when you said this?

"The tone has to change. The rhetoric has to cool. We have to heal ourselves if we are to heal the problems that threaten our nation."

Couldn't you have written ONE positively toned column before jumping back into the name calling?

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Submitted by ChescoRes on

Submitted by ChescoRes on August 6, 2008 - 2:03pm.
"Since then you've written three columns . One called the candidates "stupid", and the other two talk about how John McCain is a "racist, bigot and homophobe", and how he "pimped out his wife"."

With apologies to Forrest Gump, "Facts is as facts does".

-- Kent Shaw

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From what I saw in the

From what I saw in the clip-and I admit I could be wrong-but it looks to me like the "joke" was something from a script. To me it looks like he looked pretty hard at the -music stand?-that had his remarks on it, and just read the joke. What say you? He was extremely incoherent otherwise, but then he had wandered quite a ways from where what he was supposed to say was printed.

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Doug, our lucky day? It

Doug, our lucky day? It turns out that pimpcindy.com and buffalochipcindy.com weren't taken. wicked grin

Now who wants to put up a web petition site for McCain?

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I'm no prude about nudity,

I'm no prude about nudity, but this is pretty weird. McCain makes me feel nervous. And Obama makes me feel nervous. Neither of them really seem worth much of anything.

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Don't tread on me.

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With apologies to Forrest

With apologies to Forrest Gump, "Facts is as facts does".

Kent, I believe you may have missed my point.

"Facts", or the lack thereof, is not the issue here.

Doug was the one who said he wanted to change the tone, to cool the rhetoric, to be an agent of positive change.

And all we've gotten is the same ol' name calling.

True or not, we were promised something more.

I'm disappointed, but not surprised.

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What I said was that I was

What I said was that I was not going to engage in name calling...and I haven't. I didn't call McCain any names. I simply printed what he said and reported what he did. I'm not the one who used to the lowest form of insult to refer to his wife. He did. I'm not the one who offered her up as a candidate for a topless beauty pageant. He was.

In the previous column, I documented cases where McCain, in my opinion, proved himself to be racist, bigoted and homophobic.

I'm not going to look the other way while candidates make fools of themselves and divert attention away from the real issues that affect this nation. I'm just not going to engage in the name calling that others use.

If you want pap, try the mainstream media. If you want partisan pap, there are plenty of partisan web sites on the Web that pander to partisanship. This site ain't one of them.

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Well put. Now, just a bit

Well put.

Now, just a bit off-topic, how about a rant on Obama who is trying to buy votes with the promise of a $1000 tax credit supposedly to compensate for the rising cost of gasoline? Equally sleazy, just in a different but just as blatant way.

Spread that tax credit out over 150 million taxpayers and it comes to $150 billion dollars. Of course thats another $150B that must be borrowed to make up for loss of tax income to the government and must repaid double by the "beneficiaries" with interest. Another great deal... for somebody...

McCain and Obama. Where the hell do we GET these guys?

-- Kent Shaw

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There are alternatives. Why

There are alternatives. Why don't we ever have any discussion about them? Are they automatically dismissed because their probability of winning is low? Doesn't that make for self-fulfilling prophecy?

-Warren (V65 Magna)

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All very good, very relevant

All very good, very relevant questions.

And that is a KILLER bike.

-- Kent Shaw

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I read about this and saw

I read about this and saw the video on KO last night. It is absolutely appalling that any man would show this type of obscene disrespect for his wife in ANY forum whatsoever. Let's fact it -- McCain is a closeted misogynist -- remember his comments about Chelsea Clinton looking like a dog, Chelsea being the love child of Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno, beating his wife, calling her a "trollop" and a "c*nt" and now this. His change in position on the issue a woman's right to make decisions regarding abortion and birth control, and his refusal to even discuss why viagra is covered by insurance but not birth control. I've seen this kind of sleazy man before.

In fact, years ago I was employed by a former county judge who was the stereotypical "family values" Christian republican politician. He continually trumpeted about how he was such a Christian, he was a "law and order" kind of guy and would proceed to say disrespectful things about not only his wife, but his daughter and his son's girlfriends. One day he even regaled me with an anecdote about one day when he was a judge and on the elevator at the City-County Building in his judge robe. He said there was a woman on the elevator and she grabbed him underneath his robe and fondled him. To make matters worse, he said he enjoyed it because that had never happened to him before.

Man, was this guy oily and sleazy and McCain reminds me of him. This is certainly a red flag signal that McCain is not mature enough intellectually or mentally to be a player on the world stage.

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Doug, this is a great way to

Doug, this is a great way to start the day. I love the comments (anti- and pro-). Controversy is what sells newspapers, ideas, and objections. Waytago!

Timr said

From what I saw in the clip-and I admit I could be wrong-but it looks to me like the "joke" was something from a script. To me it looks like he looked pretty hard at the -music stand?-that had his remarks on it, and just read the joke. What say you? He was extremely incoherent otherwise, but then he had wandered quite a ways from where what he was supposed to say was printed.

I noticed that as well, and wondered who could possibly have written that stuff. I also wondered why, the day before when Cindy was wearing that red suit, nobody suggested she remove her triple-tier diamond pin from the lapel. Maybe she thought the people who can't afford to make payments on their pick-up trucks might enjoy seeing how the other half lives.

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The new owner of

The new owner of "buffalochipcindy.com is
Bob Drogin.
Bob has generously given us his email address:
bob.drogin@latimes.com

So I wrote him a nice short letter.

Dear Bob

Congratulations on getting buffalochipcindy.com online.

Now please let us publicize the site and tell us where to send the Photoshop cartoons that depict McCain's true "Christian Family Values".

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Dear Hell's Angels: There's

Dear Hell's Angels:

There's something you guys dont seem to understand.

America looks to you guys for the image of the wild untamed dude who lives by his wits and roams the countryside free as the wind.
America looks to you as the image of the romantic outlaw.

But one thing we dont look to you for is who to choose as the leader of the country.
In fact if someone looks like a good leader to a gang of outlaw bikers it is a pretty safe bet they aren't a good leader for the rest of us, seeing as how for the last eight years only outlaws in three piece suits have been getting any play.

So McCain went to your little party and stuck his foot in his mouth. Good, that means we know he is just like you guys.
PS we don't ask the Marlboro man for advice on cardio training either so don't feel bad.

Jeff H in Occupied TX

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Drill my wife, please.

Drill my wife, please.

There’s a “beauty contest” of sorts held each summer at the Sturgis rally. And it’s just the kind of honor you’d want to see your wife achieve, if you’re the kind of repulsive old misogynist who calls your wife “trollop” and “c--t.”From Wonkette

This is the only picture the MSM published that even comes close to showing what the rally and contest is all about. Note the blurred picture on the t-shirt (here)

From Fire Dog Lake:

“I was looking at the Sturgis schedule and noticed that you have a beauty pageant and so I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers from the (mostly male) crowd. “With a little luck, she could be on the only woman ever to serve as both the first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

Which raises the question: does he know about the Miss Buffalo Chip pageant -- or not?

The “Miss Buffalo Chip Beauty Pageant - Bikinis on the Beach” was described by Jim Caple of EPSN as "essentially a topless beauty pageant. And occasionally bottomless, too."

I guess nine-houses-a-job-for-his-son-and-a-jet-plane buy you absolutely no respect at all.

The simulated sex is in the last half of this video.

The are some good quotes on this Salon article (link) including this from Lynn Harris:

I am most skeeved out by that awkward snickery, mouth-breathy, Beavis-y two-step he does during the applause. Not to mention that he is clearly reading from notes, which, come on, seriously? Never mind the heh-heh public objectification of his own goddamn wife, how come he, Flyboy McPrepSchool, gets to get away -- which he will -- with this embarrassing motorcycle enthusiast fist jab I'm So Down With You Biker People farce? There's also the matter of his party platform; I was not aware that marriage between a man and a Miss Buffalo Chip was a family value.

From a post on TPM Cafe about McCain evoking sexual imagery:

Wanting to "drill" is an expression of male power, and McCain says Obama doesn't want that power, "doesn't want to drill." Instead, Obama wants to "inflate your tires." That mockery intends to evoke an image of a servile, effeminate Obama giving you a blow job.

Think I sound offensive? This is just the coded language of the old white man who wants to be your president... and can cavalierly joke about his wife baring her breasts at the Buffalo Chip. I'm sick of presidential campaigns based on macho BS. It's time to elect a President who respects women, and John McCain's performance at Sturgis yesterday proves he ain't it.

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This whole thing gives me a

This whole thing gives me a good idea into what Cindy Mcbush is really about, No self respecting woman would stand there grinning like an idiot while her husband offered her body up to a gang of bikers to ogle. And had ANY man called me the C word ,he would be ancient history in my world. Can you imagine the parties in the White House if those two lived there? Bill Clinton insulting HIS wife as he did with Monica starts to look tame.

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You are absolutely right

You are absolutely right Belle! A lynch gang of GOPers were more than willing to impeach Clinton over oral sex, but seem oblivious to Mr. Bush starting a trumped up war, violating the Constitution, corrupting the justice department, illegal wire taps (makes Nixon look statesman like, huh?) and the list goes on and on. Since Mr. McCain has supported Mr. Bush's programs 95% of the time, why should we expect him to be different if he gets into the WH?

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